can someone explain to me why white people cant get dreads but darker skinned people can have their hair treated to be straight because i dont understand what cultural appropriation is and i would like someone to very nicely and calmly explain it to me

tell me your fav memory 

i forget sometimes that people who know me in real life follow me and they probably see all the stupid shit i post oops



I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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Anonymous asked:
did you know the human brain can like predict stuff five seconds before it happens especially if related to sexual things

haha i love this because i imagine the human brain making really open predictions like woah you need to pee i predict in 5 seconds you’ll go to the toilet

Anonymous asked:
On my sub teachers first day, he noticed the Head Teacher had this lovely looking muffin in a Tupperware and he went through so many obstacles just to get that fucking muffin that turned out to actually be an onion

hahah this is great because why the fuck did the head teacher have an entire onion in tupperware