i have never been this sick ever i honestly feel like i am dying

h3adphonez:

volatilevibes:

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
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And the biggest dogs
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Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 
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and together
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That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

I’m moving…BYE MOM

(via thelittlesecretsofmylife)

thatguythatdoesthingsandstuff:

ollivander:

frequencyratios:

Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children.

shoutout to the pan people who have no idea how to even come out to their parents

Shoutout to all the asexual people with parents that think they’re just not ready for sex yet.

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

oops so I didn’t hand in another assignment so another teacher is “concerned” about me

one of my teachers wants to talk to me because shes worried oops

i have an assignment due in 11 hours and I haven’t started and I know literally nothing on the topic